perfidy

Hey, kids! Unky Johno has two bits of fun for you kids today!

First up, thanks to Phil Dennison, is a blog which currently-- and for not much longer-- has a recording of The Chipmunks' Christmas Song slowed down to the speed at which they recorded the vocals. Did you know that Theodore is actually a baritone, Alvin a tenor (and possibly a child molester, by the sound of his voice), and that Tom Waits wrote the music? Must be heard to be believed.

(BRDGT (blogrolled to your left) is moving away from Boston soon to become a doctor (of history), and you better believe this'll be on the Super Special Driving Mix I slip them before they go. On there about six times, i might add. A joke is funnier if it's not funny anymore.)

Next is this gem of a beaut of a wonderful thing, thanks to Will Collier of vodkapundit who apparently has not sufficiently disciplined his inner ten-year-old.

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